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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:26 am    Post subject: Joke Reply with quote

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around
a supermarket when they collide.

The first bloke says to the second bloke,"Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't
paying attention to where I was going".

The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate".

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like"?

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5
feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long
legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top.
What does your wife look like"?

The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter mate, let's look
for yours."





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