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themaclad · Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 859 Location: Stalmine

A young man called Paul invited his mother for
> > dinner, during the course of

> > the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how

> > handsome Paul's flatmate,

> > Simon, was.

> >

> > She had long been suspicious of a relationship

> > between the two, and this

> > only made her more curious.

> >

> > Over the course of the evening, while watching the

> > two interact, she started

> > to wonder if there was more between Paul and his

> > flatmate than met the eye.

> >

> > Reading his mum's thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I

> > know what you must be

> > thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just

> > flatmates".About a week

> > later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your

> > mother came to dinner,

> > I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't

> > suppose she took it do

> > you?"

> >

> > "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be

> > sure" said Paul. So he sat

> > down and wrote:

> >

> > DEAR MOTHER,

> >

> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN

> > FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT

> > SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT

> > THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT

> > HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR

> > DINNER.

> >

> > LOVE PAUL

> >

> > Several days later, Paul received an email from his

> > mother which read:

> >

> > DEAR SON,

> >

> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND

> > I'M NOT SAYING THATYOU

> > "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT

> > IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN

> > HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY

> > NOW.

> >

> > LOVE MUM

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