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Rortise



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:46 pm    Post subject: Rip Off Britain Reply with quote
£1.02 for a loaf of bread from Aldcliffe Stores, whatever next Embarassed

Also £2.40 for a can of Super T on the west coast mainline trains Evil or Very Mad

£2 for a bit of slap and tickle from Mrs. Plooks

£32 to go see Bristol City away at Nottingham Forest. In League 1 Shocked

£5 to go and watch Conf North footie, as a student.

Time to emigrate.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Rip Off Britain Reply with quote
Rortise wrote:
£2 for a bit of slap and tickle from Mrs. Plooks


EXCUSE ME!! NO!! At least the other week I was offered £80!!

And yes...I said no!! Not a chance!! No one gets to participate in slap and tickle with me!! Not till I'm married Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Rip Off Britain Reply with quote
Mrs Plooks wrote:
Rortise wrote:
£2 for a bit of slap and tickle from Mrs. Plooks


EXCUSE ME!! NO!! At least the other week I was offered £80!!



That was to stop pestering the poor bloke!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:56 am    Post subject: Re: Rip Off Britain Reply with quote
[quote="Mrs Plooks No one gets to participate in slap and tickle with me!! Not till I'm married Very Happy[/quote]

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