Rortise
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An Ode To Charlie MooreThank you for the memories Charlie.
Thank you for the memories Charlie Moore,
Sponsorship? You said there was a six figure deal,
Everyone else just said - get real!
And the club remained just as poor.
You suggested a development next to the ground,
Which would have cost over a million pound,
Everyone else just said - did you see that pig fly?
Fly past that pie, that pie in the sky?
You held grand dreams of promotion,
But you drove out players with devotion,
Your choice of Manager was shite,
Against Redditch you even tried to pick a fight!
Thank you for the memories Charlie Moore,
We don't know whether to laugh or cry,
But thank god we can now say goodbye,
To you, to you Charlie Moore.
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dollystork
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'Your choice of Manager was shite'
Rorts, is this Gary Finley, or Dave Bell?
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Rortise
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Neither. Both. It Rhymes!
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Mrs Plooks
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How long did you actually spend writing that?
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Rortise
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| Mrs Plooks wrote: | | How long did you actually spend writing that? |
5 minutes, tops.
Strumming away singing it on my balcony raised the odd strange look 
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Mrs Plooks
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Balcony??
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Rortise
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bal‧co‧ny [bal-kuh-nee]
–noun, plural -nies.
1. a balustraded or railed elevated platform projecting from the wall of a building.
2. a gallery in a theater.
[Origin: 1610–20; < It balcone balcony, floor-length window < Langobardic (cf. OHG balc(h)o, acc. sing. balcon beam; see balk); sense extended from the beam over an aperture to the aperture itself]
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mad cyril
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Balcony??
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Mrs Plooks
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Why do you have a balcony?
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Rortise
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| Mrs Plooks wrote: | | Why do you have a balcony? |
To sit on with instruments and sing up to the stars on a silvery night 
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Palookajim
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I have a patio.....
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the sidekick
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word as it he use to be a bouncer......
not sure if it was pubs and clubs or mothercare lol
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Mrs Plooks
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Are you offernig to bury people under it Brookside stylee Plooks??
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Palookajim
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For a small fee.
But for certain people its free 
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Mrs Plooks
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Free for me???
As in to have someone buried...not to be buried...
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Palookajim
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No it depends on the body dear....
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