Doe eyed Bimbo, gets into car owned by dodgy Arab, driven by pissed up Frenchman, fails to wear seat belt. Driver drives at least 65 mph in a built up area and crashes. 3 killed were not wearing seat belts, one who survived was.
Murder or accident
I think it was the latter.
Peter
Absolutement mon Macca.
Believe it or not I was the Duty Communications Officer in the British Embassy in Paris on that fateful night. I got kicked out of mi pit at 0130 and put immediate standby to get a taxi into town pretty damn quick. In the event I didn't get called in until 0700. And it was a fun day(not), as were the next few weeks.
I must be the only person never to have been interviewed.
mad cyril
You could do an exclusive on here Peter!!! Think of the kudos!
I had the dubious honour of wandering around the camp and show field of the Lancashire Country & Vintage Show telling the campers, stall holders, exhibitors, showmen etc the news. Funnily enough I didn't get interviewed either!
Palookajim
Why was it such a big thing she was just some rich tart!!!!
Peter
mad cyril wrote:
You could do an exclusive on here Peter!!! Think of the kudos!
Nah, Official Secrets Act and all that shite.
I've had a few e-mails though from old colleagues who've seen it in the press in the last 12 months or so that The Embassy Communicator has been interviewed, and wanting to know what I had to say. "Ferkin nowt" was my answer., "..cos I ain't been ferking interviewed". But, but, but, I am 100% convinced it was a tragic accident caused by a mixture of poor driving ,and the car being chased by the paperhatzi. My missus, Doris, had actually had tea and bikkies that afternoon with the Ambo and Lady Jay in the Residence as Doris has got family connections with Sylvia Jay's side. Sylvia's mum and partner were visiting the Residence for a few days. So Doris, our lad and mon self were invited round for tea and bikkies. I didn't go cos I practically lived in the building anyway. Me and Doris have talked about events loads of times, and she is convinced that Michael Jay was just his normal self that day, and seeing him on the box in the early hours from that frog hospital being interviewed without a tie and in need of a shave more than convinces me that he wasn't in on any plot.
I say no more on this subject. Don't let Matt Donlan see this fer ferk's sake!
Peter
Peter wrote:
mad cyril wrote:
You could do an exclusive on here Peter!!! Think of the kudos!
Nah, Official Secrets Act and all that shite.
I've had a few e-mails though from old colleagues who've seen it in the press in the last 12 months or so that The Embassy Communicator has been interviewed, and wanting to know what I had to say. "Ferkin nowt" was my answer., "..cos I ain't been ferking interviewed". But, but, but, I am 100% convinced it was a tragic accident caused by a mixture of poor driving ,and the car being chased by the paperhatzi. My missus, Doris, had actually had tea and bikkies that afternoon with the Ambo and Lady Jay in the Residence as Doris has got family connections with Sylvia Jay's side. Sylvia's mum and partner were visiting the Residence for a few days. So Doris, our lad and mon self were invited round for tea and bikkies. I didn't go cos I practically lived in the building anyway. Me and Doris have talked about events loads of times, and she is convinced that Michael Jay was just his normal self that day, and seeing him on the box in the early hours from that frog hospital being interviewed without a tie and in need of a shave more than convinces me that he wasn't in on any plot.
I say no more on this subject. Don't let Matt Donlan see this fer ferk's sake!
I'm bored. Down Pompey, stuck in the daughter's grot, C-Beebies or somat on the box. So I thought I'd add a few more lines to this.
Nearly every lunchtime for a few weeks after the accident I used to wander down to Pont D'Alma. I was mainly people watching as the unofficial shrine by the underpass built up, and as it soon became a maccabre tourist attraction it seemed like a good a place as any to eat my sarnies.
It was those frequent walkies that convinced me even more that to stage-manage a crash like that on a public freeway is nigh on an impossibility.
It's about time that Al Fayed accepted that, and paid back to The Crown some of the £millions of UK tax payers loot that's been wasted. But he won't.
themaclad
Simple solution , make him a British citizen, charge him with slandering the Royal family, he gets jailed, then strip him of his money and citizenship and then deport him.
Palookajim
Peter wrote:
It was those frequent walkies that convinced me even more that to stage-manage a crash like that on a public freeway is nigh on an impossibility.
But surely the best place to stage summin is the place people think is the most unlikly place to stage one?
Peter
Palookajim wrote:
Peter wrote:
It was those frequent walkies that convinced me even more that to stage-manage a crash like that on a public freeway is nigh on an impossibility.
But surely the best place to stage summin is the place people think is the most unlikly place to stage one?
I agree. But if it wasn't an accident then whoever did such a remarkably clinical job would have needed to have known:
a. The exact time it would happen.
b. The exact route that monsewer Henri woz gonna drive thru.
c. That the route, and underpass would be completely free of traffic (except for a little white fiat that's never been traced of course).
d. The above are just the first three things that come to mind. There's loads of other things that point to a definite accident.
The Pont D'Alma area is in the centre of Paris. There could, and often is, loads of traffic passing thru, and at all times of the day or night.
The only member of any security services capable of carrying out such a feat would be Johnny English!
Palookajim
Indeed an accident if ever there was one.
BUT if it wernt only an Englishman could have pulled it off
mad cyril
Either that or the French Secret Service were after someone going the other way!
