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JokeA young man called Paul invited his mother for
> > dinner, during the course of
> > the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
> > handsome Paul's flatmate,
> > Simon, was.
> >
> > She had long been suspicious of a relationship
> > between the two, and this
> > only made her more curious.
> >
> > Over the course of the evening, while watching the
> > two interact, she started
> > to wonder if there was more between Paul and his
> > flatmate than met the eye.
> >
> > Reading his mum's thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I
> > know what you must be
> > thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just
> > flatmates".About a week
> > later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
> > mother came to dinner,
> > I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
> > suppose she took it do
> > you?"
> >
> > "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be
> > sure" said Paul. So he sat
> > down and wrote:
> >
> > DEAR MOTHER,
> >
> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN
> > FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT
> > SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT
> > THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT
> > HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
> > DINNER.
> >
> > LOVE PAUL
> >
> > Several days later, Paul received an email from his
> > mother which read:
> >
> > DEAR SON,
> >
> > I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND
> > I'M NOT SAYING THATYOU
> > "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
> > IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN
> > HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
> > NOW.
> >
> > LOVE MUM
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